Jan 10, 2011

CPAC fight: Ryan Sorba vs. Greg Gutfeld

A war of words…

On one side of the ring, we have Fox News talk show host Greg Gutfeld. He believes that the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) needs to accommodate gay marriage-friendly groups like GOProud. On the other side, we have Ryan Sorba, Chairman of the Young Conservatives of California. He advances the position that CPAC must emphasize time-honored traditional family values. Republican libertarians (a minority) tend to favor socially-liberal gay activists whereas socially conservative Republicans (a majority) are more influenced by religious views. Obviously, this leads to heated debates over political matters.

Ryan Sorba argues…

“…I condemned the Conservative Political Action Conference last year (re: David Keene and Lisa De Pasquale) for bringing a cardboard box pro-sodomy organization called GOProud to the event.” But: “Then I got booed offstage by a bunch of Ron Paul hippies for being too conservative…which was nice because that was on my ‘bucket list.’ In all seriousness though, with ‘conservatives’ like them who needs Perez Hilton?” He argues: “In my forthcoming book, The “Born Gay” Hoax I attempt [to] re-educate the sodomy zombies, like Greg Gutfeld! They don’t call his show RedEye for nothing you know.”

Greg Gutfeld argues…

They're here, they're queer, and the Family Research Council refuses to get used to it. Nor would the Concerned Women for America, love them. [Laughter] As a result, both groups are refusing to attend the DC-based Conservative Political Action Conference this February, due to the fact the righty group GOProud has been invited, because they're evil sodomites...” Gutfeld also refers to their supporters as “like-minded gay-haters.” Apparently, leaving CPAC means you’re hating on homosexuals.  He also asks, “What should CPAC do about these conservative moralists who just can't believe that gays have a right to be there?”

Them fighting words…

The CPAC-related debate, however, now looks more heated. From the Ryan Sorba Twitter account:  @greggutfeld never been into riding hobbits. Bible's condemns it. night. 10:19 PM Jan 7th via web… @greggutfeld how many people have become famous riding on your back? 9:27 PM Jan 7th via web… @greggutfeld I was born straight, as all are -called a penis. Stop hiding behind your Gregologue and debate Ryan Sorba live! bak bak bak 7:57 PM Jan 7th via web.”  There is clearly a satirical undercurrent in all of this – and some people are enjoying the boxing rounds, my guess.


More fighting words…

From GregGutfeld: “@RyanSorba we ALL know what you ride, champ. one day your prince will come. in the meantime, keep waxing…. 10:48 PM Jan 7th via web.@RyanSorba only one trying is you! Night. 9:33 PM Jan 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RyanSorba @RyanSorba I won't let u ride to fame on my back. 8:43 PM Jan 7th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RyanSorba.” Believe it or not Mr. Gutfeld is a forty-six year old Roman Catholic professional, and if that’s too much to process, consider this….he is very good at drawing unicorns.








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